Tuesday, August 5, 2008

August 5th Topics


Country Folk
Tell your story of country bumpkins gone bad, or tell your story of city folk gone bad. Describe a road trip or holiday with the relatives.


In Hell
The flames, the anguish, the torture, it all bored her lately and so she ...

1 comment:

Emmanuel Exelbirth said...

The flames, the anguish, the torture, it all bored her lately and so she decide to pay earth a little visit. It’s not like she been in hell for so long that she forgot what it was like living in the mortal realm. Things couldn’t have change that much since the black plague has it? Besides it not like she hasn’t walk in on succubus training seminar from time to time. Joan felt confident that she could easily blend into the mortal society and raise a little hell.

Now the first thing Joan had to do was find a way up to earth surface. Before fifty years ago the only way a demon could get to the surface was by climbing through the cracks between the different plates off of the earth surface or, riding a volcano during an eruption. Recent however a man by the name of Willy created a glass elevator that reach to the very first level of hell. Joan knew that the only way she was getting to the surface way by catching a ride on that elevator.

After getting to the first level of hell, by riding her Harley through hell’s express highway, Joan needed to find a way on to the elevator. Like her many other demons also wanted to get up to the surface for a little fun. After riding around for about half an hour Joan finally spotted the ended of a line for what appeared to be for ride going up. As Joan rode next to her fellow hell raisers, she saw the line go into a river with demons emerging on the other side of the river. When she peered into the river Joan even saw demons waiting under water, for the line stretch across the length of the water path. Not wanting to wait a millennium for her fun, Joan paid Charon, cross the river, and rode on.

As she neared the front of the line Joan saw that one end of the two ways elevator was nearing the bottom with an empty load. Seeing her chance Joan sped up her engine, stood on top of her seat, and jumped onto the roof of the elevator. Drawing out Catherine sword, Joan grabbed onto the elevator cable and slice the cable from the elevator. In theory Joan had a good impulsive plan to get to the surface of the earth. However Joan did not take into consideration the amount of abuse her body was about to take. Her body was like a worm on a hook out in a river, except her body constant crashed into the side of the elevator shaft instead of flowing into riverbed rocks.

After hours of hanging on for dear life Joan finally spotted light coming from the top. Shooting out of the shaft like a bullet Joan broke through the glass windows of the factory, and landed in a hay stack some distance from town. Founded bleeding, bruised, and broken Joan smiled.