Sunday, July 5, 2009

July 5th Topics


Lit Up

Lighting it on fire wasn't the right way to handle things, nevertheless ...

OR

Describe a neighborhood near you that is scary.

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1 comment:

SweepAnd Mopp said...

The Bus is on Fire
[C7sus4+2] Open my e-mail [C7sus4] read my newsgroups I'm [C7sus4+2] connected.
[C7sus4+2] Update my software [C7sus4] chat up my network I'm [C7sus4+2] connected.
[C7sus4+2] Taking an online class [C7sus4] celebrity gossip I'm [C7sus4+2] connected.
[C7sus4+2] Surfing squirrel video [C7sus4] pirated melodies I'm [C7sus4+2] connected.

[Gm7+2] [Gm7] [Gm7+2]

[Gm7+2] Retro video games [Gm7] shopping for flowers for my [Gm7+2] wife.
[Gm7+2] Calculating high finance [Gm7] writing a novel for my [Gm7+2] wife.
[Gm7+2] Research collaboration [Gm7] create a birthday card for my [Gm7+2] wife.
[Gm7+2] Stopping the viruses [Gm7] protecting my beautiful [Gm7+2] wife.

[Cm] Peek at a porno site or [C] two.

{Three schoolgirls enter.}

[C] The bus is on [B] fi- [C] re.
[C] School girls in [D] dan- [C] ger.
[C] Getting sweaty from [B] the [C] heat.
[Cm] Hose us down to [GM7] cool us [C] off.

[C] The bus is on [B] fi- [C] re.
[C] Manicures and [D] pedi- [C] cures.
[C] Painted lips and [B] high-heel [C] shoes.
[Cm] Hose us down to [GM7] cool us [C] off.

[C] The bus is on [B] fi- [C] re.
[C] It's too hot [D] in these [C] skirts.
[C] Blow on me I [B] need a [C] breeze.
[Cm] Hose us down to [GM7] cool us [C] off.

[C] The bus is on [B] fi- [C] re.
[C] Hillbilly [D] res- [C] cue.
[C] Gratitude I'm [B] in the [C] mood.
[Cm] Hose us down to [GM7] cool us [C] off.

{Peter Pitypott steps away from computer.}

[Gm7+2] Never knew driving a [Gm7] bus would have that [Gm7+2] perk.
[Gm7+2] Well that was dumb [Gm7] I better get off to [Gm7+2] work.

[C7sus4+2] [C7sus4] [C7sus4+2]
[C7sus4+2] [C7sus4] [C7sus4+2]