Whirlygig
The amusement park was abandoned, and being stuck on the whirlygig meant…
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Whirlygig
The amusement park was abandoned, and being stuck on the whirligig meant he would not be able to use the restroom anytime soon. He’s been holding it for a while now, and only his will power and adult control of his bladder kept him from letting loose in his pants. After all, the ability to control the flow of liquids in one’s penis is what separates the man form the boy. In reality the series of events that landed him stranded in an abandoned amusement park with a bloated bladder happen rather suddenly for him to even process the events until the unfortunate situation fell on him.
He just wanted to have a day to himself, reliving fun childhood memories. Stumbling upon the amusement park after letting his car take him where ever the wind blows seemed like the perfect place to relieve those childhood memories. After getting a scoop of rock road in his little cuppy-cup, he finally spotted a ride that he always want to ride be never seemed to be tall enough to get on as a child. In the adults mind the ride seem simply and almost unassuming in it mechanics. Whoop-De-Do a machine tilts a seat along an axis while rotating the occupants that the machine in a centrifugal manner. Lets also add the fact that the rider can spin their own chair in a rotating circle and wonder why puck is flying all over the place when people are in this contraption. Regardless the man wanted to allow himself the guilty pleasure, other than the cuppy-cup of rock road, to finally ride the ride he was never tall enough to ride.
Right as he was at the zenith of the ride all of a sudden everyone left the park in a hurry. He saw no fires from his five meter high vantage point, and there was no helicopters’ flying about from above, so that kills the idea of any criminal activity in the area sought out by the police. Maybe there was a terrorist attack somewhere in the nation, and a shut down on a small town, Middle America amusement park was necessary in the name of national security. In the end he was one grown man stuck in a whirligig with a bloated bladder about to burst.
It's funny in a way really. He had meant to go to the amusement park with the desire to relive childhood’s memories. As he felt a dampness start to accumulate in his pants, he did not think relive the memories of peeing in one's pants was what he had in mind when he said he wanted to relive childhood memories. The irony of it all was that a bathroom was built right next to the ride design as a place for people to be able to clean themselves after puking up the remains of their lunch. His last thoughts as the dam to his bloated bladder broke were this:
“Life had a wicked sense of humor.”
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